39 Plays

in—rotation:

Love Love Love-The Mountain Goats

Some things you’ll do for money
Some you’ll do for fun
But the things you do for love are gonna come back
One by one

Basically my favorite song ever.

Yahoo’s Mayer: we’re committed to monetizing Tumblr | VentureBeat

johndarnielle:

“Tumblr prides itself on being a home for brands, established and emerging, we at Yahoo are all about brands,” Mayer said on the call.

not to be too too too cynical but I know all the people I follow on Tumblr and all the people who follow me are united in one thing and one thing only: their ravenous enthusiasm for brands. “I came for the sense of a new community, one with a keen feel for the visual but with a passion for language, too,” they say, “but it’s the brands that keep me here. Sweet Christ I love brands. Let the mountains collapse into dust and the oceans all boil, but give me brands,” they cry in the night. I personally remember, as a child, pleading with my parents to let me interface with my favorite brands. And interface we did. With the brands. The glorious, glorious brands

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

(via katerineliza)

On this Memorial Day, as we pause to remember the men and women killed in combat, we choose also to remember the soldiers lost to suicide.

(Source: twloha)

Friend: I locked myself out of my apartment. Can I have a spare key?
Apartment Lady: Sure. Can I just see an ID?
Friend: I don’t have one.
Lady: Do you have anything to prove it’s you?
Friend: No.
Lady: Well, okay. Here you go. Do you have anything you could leave so I know you’ll bring the spare key back?
Friend: *looks around* Umm… I could give you my shoes?
Lady: ...That’s okay. Just make sure you bring the key right back.